hey you, bad*ss bride

bridal but make it BAD*SS

Bold colour

♡

Big attitude

♡

Bridal that feels like you

♡

Bold colour ♡ Big attitude ♡ Bridal that feels like you ♡ 

brides, don't forget

the photos are forever, so be YOU in them

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Bride with a warm coral eye and glossy lip, Melbourne wedding
no beige
Bride with a smoked bronze eye and sleek hair, Melbourne wedding
still you
Bride with soft graphic liner and slicked back hair, Melbourne wedding
go bold
MAKE IT OFFICIAL ⚡ MAKE IT OFFICIAL ⚡ 
the package

one package, two SIZES

The Badarse B!tch Bridal Package.

Everything's the same in both. The only thing that changes is how many faces I'm doing on the morning.

In both sizes, always

no matter which one

Same morning, same kit, same me. Nothing here is an add-on you find out about later.

  • Your wedding day makeup, start to finish
  • 90 minute bridal preview, unlimited tweaks
  • Touch-up kits to take with you
  • Travel within 20km of Coburg North
  • Pro kit, setup and pack-down
  • Skin prep guide before the day
  • No extra cost for early mornings
Bride with a soft smoked eye, ready to leave for the ceremony
Bride in pink lace with a soft bold eye, Melbourne wedding Size one

Chairs filled

for two

You and one other person. Your mum, your maid of honour, whoever's actually in the room with you.

FROM $950

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Bride mid-getting-ready with her bridal party behind her Size two

Chairs filled

for four

You and up to three others getting ready together. Traditional, bold, or one of each — I'll do what they want.

FROM $1350

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Just so we’re clear

i'm not KIDDING about colour

If you want timeless and traditional, I'm probably not your girl. If you want to look like you, only louder, we'll get along.

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Close-up of a woman's face with makeup, jewelry, and long pink nails. She has her eyes closed and is touching her face with her hand. 
from past clients

in their own WORDS

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

“Janelle is pure magic. She arrived early, kept everything calm, was so patient and thoughtful, and made the whole experience feel effortless. She was wonderful with my girls, making each of them feel beautiful in their own way. I honestly have never felt so beautiful in my life — she created exactly the vision I'd hoped for, and somehow made it even more beautiful than I could have imagined.”

aimee p, wedding

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

"Ja is a 10/10. She made me feel so gorgeous on my hens and wedding day that I could not of asked for a better make up artist. She is so welcoming and just wants you to feel 100% you but make you feel HOT! My makeup on my hens and wedding did not move it lasted all night on the dance floor."

laura S, hens + wedding

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

"From the moment I sat in the chair, I felt completely taken care of — calm, confident, and genuinely excited for the night ahead. The makeup lasted perfectly all night, photographed beautifully, and I received endless compliments. If you want makeup that not only looks incredible but makes you feel incredible, this is your person."

adriana, bronwlow red carpet
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before you ask

the usual QUESTIONS

  • Alternative bridal makeup can mean bold liner, graphic shapes, grunge-inspired glam, colourful eyes or anything that feels more expressive than traditional bridal makeup. The goal is still polished, beautiful makeup that photographs well — just with more personality.

  • That’s completely fine. Your bridal look can be bold and expressive while your bridesmaids keep things soft and classic. The aim is always creating a cohesive overall look in photos while making sure everyone still feels comfortable and confident.

  • Absolutely. Everything is designed with photography in mind. Products, placement and colour balance are chosen so your makeup looks incredible both in person and in professional photos throughout the entire day.